Fat Orange Zombies

When you get bitten by a trump supporter

As some of you may already know, I was attacked and bitten, in my sleep, by a trump supporter. I woke up to this bruise on my hand and couldn’t for the life of me understand where it came from. It was only after a hearty breakfast of pigs anus, that I felt well enough to go about my day. I then went to urgent care and explained what had happened. They administered a large dose of ivermectin, so that should take care of everything. The doctor said if I’m hungry for idiot brains, I should come back for bleach injections, as that might fix things permanently.

Photos courtesy of Abby W.